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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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sexmachinereadytoreload:

Paul being the suave motherfucker that he is

Text 31 Aug

Reading a book that mention Plato’s Symposium, which was one of the books that were stolen from me, and now I am inconsolably depressed.

Photo 26 Aug 5,252 notes larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]





This explains my diet

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

This explains my diet
Photo 26 Aug 130,832 notes unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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Text 26 Aug 22,229 notes

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

Another reason to homeschool…
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Photo 26 Aug 2 notes safewordoklahoma:

Here is a dude who would not live to be loved for who he was not!

safewordoklahoma:

Here is a dude who would not live to be loved for who he was not!

Quote 26 Aug 5,708 notes
We are mosaics. Pieces of light, love, history, stars… Glued together with magic and music and words.
— Anita Krizzan (via quotethat)

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