Video 8 Sep 1,358 notes

sexmachinereadytoreload:

Paul being the suave motherfucker that he is

Text 31 Aug

Reading a book that mention Plato’s Symposium, which was one of the books that were stolen from me, and now I am inconsolably depressed.

Photo 26 Aug 5,112 notes larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]





This explains my diet

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

This explains my diet
Photo 26 Aug 115,839 notes unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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Text 26 Aug 22,172 notes

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

Another reason to homeschool…
Video 26 Aug 199,310 notes

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Photo 26 Aug 2 notes safewordoklahoma:

Here is a dude who would not live to be loved for who he was not!

safewordoklahoma:

Here is a dude who would not live to be loved for who he was not!

Quote 26 Aug 1,430 notes
We are mosaics. Pieces of light, love, history, stars… Glued together with magic and music and words.
— Anita Krizzan (via quotethat)
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